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For those of you who again upset or too late, then there is no harm for reading a collection of humorous stories follows below. Because, it seems to read stories of humor aka comedy genre will be able to reduce the tension, which is sad so smile, laugh so hard, who suffered so happy.
Various stories nan witty humor is hopefully able to be peneman lipur lara you are again depressed aka stress drugs, many thoughts, many loads, more difficult, another toothache, and so on. Remember friend, life is hard already, do plus hard, lighten by reading a funny collection of stories follows below, read and laugh yes, before laughing it was forbidden
Funny story 1
Grandma: cashews want cu?
Grandchildren: wah ...... ..Makasih many good grandma grandmother .. dech (Flowserve eaten)
* A few minutes later Having gone nuts metenya *
Grandchildren: no more Grandma? (quasi-innocent)
Grandma: yes cu moment, grandmother ... silverqueenya brown ants first.
Grandchildren:!.? * !! ... Hueeeekkk .. #% *
Funny story 2
Juki: lg ... say what?
Siti: longer eat ya h ... means "say" fuck tu ci?
Juki: dear .. hehe ... if artiya "beb"? * Geer *
Siti: duck ...
Juki: setaaaaan
funny story
Funny Stories 3
A laugh-ketiwi Crazy longer alone on the sidewalk. Gone then bring a goat for sacrifice ...
Madman: Day genee streets take Monkey ... capcay deeehhhh
People passing: Basic GILAA, goat namanyya know that this way, not the monkey !!!
Madman: helllllooooo ... pleaseeeee dueechhh cave goat loe the same way, not the same elu ..
Funny story 4
Suddenly a buyer walks into the store and went straight to the waiter Donuts.
Buyer: "Ma'am !! Where this donut shop manager. I mo complaints. "
Waiter: (While fear): "Um .. yes sir emang what?"
Buyer: "Cook, I bought donuts 10 seeds, perforated all ????"
Waiter: *** gubrak, took my brick ready to be thrown ***
5 Funny Story
Papah: "Mah ... maen poly yuuuuukkkk ????"
Mamah: "Ick, papah so sweet. Beach Poly ya pah?
Papah: "Not mah, but Polygamy."
Mamah: *** piso ready to take up chicken ***
6 Funny Story
Once upon a time there was a race quiz, Meet Team of Indonesia against Malaysia.
Jury: "The question consists of 10 questions. Answer with true. Please try the bell ..
Malaysia: "teet"
Indonesia: "trrreeet"
* bell is slightly worn *
Jury: "Problem First, what animal is haram for Muslims?"
Malaysia: "teet, dinosaur ..."
Jury: "Wrong!"
Indonesia mencet2 but its bell-ga want
sound: "Dog, bell die!"
Jury: "Yep dog right answer! The second matter, what Animals like mud? "
Malaysia: "Tett, snail poison"
Jury: "One."
Indonesia: "Pigs have a bell lah gw ga bunyi2 .."
Jury: "Iyak! Correct answer Pig. The third matter, the color yellow came out of the man? "
Malaysia: "Tett, chipped NEVER washed!"
Jury: "Wrong!"
Indonesia: "Taik bell cheesy ..!"
Jury: "Wow right, the answer is Indonesia. The fourth matter, what the name of a supernatural being the epitome of evil? "
Malaysia: "teet, upin and ipin"
Jury: "Wrong!"
Indonesia: "Satan can not gw bell sound"
Jury: "Correct answer is Satan. Fifth Problem, What's the name designation for abnormalities
or damage? "
Malaysia: "Tett, Strange"
Jury: "Wrong!"
Indonesia: "Invalidity Here the bell!"
Jury: "Woohoo! Correct answer deform. "
* successfully answered matter-by-matter by Indonesia *
Jury: "Last Problem, which country won the most Football Word Cup?"
Malaysia: "teet. State malaysia !!! "
Jury: "One tod!"
Indonesia: "Tett. Yes Brazil is also the sound of the bell ya, asyiik .. "
Jury: "Gee Brazil right answer! Malaysian SCORE: 0 SCORE INDONESIA: 10 Congratulations on
Indonesian victory ... "
7 Funny Story
Mosquitoes: How it feels son learn to fly?
Children Mosquitoes: Delicious mak ... cool
Mosquitoes: How could so
Children Mosquitoes: Abis each fly people in mak applause.
Open the next funny story ..
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